Steve Guttenberg Movie Rankings
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3.1112
5 guys in their 20's spend most of their time hanging out in a Diner. It's Christmas time in 1959, and the guys all begin to think it's about time they went about their lives without the comfort of the 'diner'. ... more about Diner
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2.8110
A group of aliens return to earth to take back some cocoons of their people they left behind from an earlier trip. The cocoons are resting at the bottom of the ocean. ... more about Cocoon
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2.7882
Terry is having an affair with his boss' wife Sylvia. One night after an office party they are together and Sylvia witnesses an attack on Denise from Terry's bedroom window. ... more about Bedroom Window
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2.7380
New rules enforced by the Lady Mayoress mean that sex, weight, height and intelligence need no longer be a factor for joining the Police Force. ... more about Police Academy
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2.7266
After losing her job, making out with her soon to be ex-boss, and finding out that her daughter plans to spend Thanksgiving with her boyfriend, Claudia Larson has to face spending the holiday with her family. ... more about Home for the Holidays
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2.6421
Three bachelor friends - architect Peter, artist Michael, and actor Jack are sharing an apartment in Manhattan. After Jack goes filming in Turkey his two flatmates find his baby daughter - which Jack doesn't know about - left outside their door. ... more about Three Men and a Baby
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2.6233
Number 5, one of a group of experimental military robots, undergoes a sudden transformation after being struck by lightning. He develops self-awareness, consciousness, and a fear of the reprogramming that awaits him back at the factory. ... more about Short Circuit
8
2.5764
In this pseudo audiobiography of the Village People, Jack Morell (a thinly disguised character of the group's founder Jacques Morali) is a struggling composer desperate to gain fame with his songs, but all he needs is a group to sing them. ... more about Can't Stop the Music
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2.4501
Mary Beth is a marine biologist that gets annoyed when a dog called Zeus stows aboard her research boat. Nevertheless she is intrigued when the intrusive canine makes best-friends with her captive dolphin, Roxanne. ... more about Zeus and Roxanne
10
2.4402
Two identical strangers meet accidently. One is an Orphan (Amanda) and the other a snobby rich kid (Alysa). Alysa's father decides to get married to a real horror. So the kids switch to get rid of her. In the process the father mets Amandas worker... ... more about It Takes Two
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2.3837
When Peter Plunkett's Irish castle turned hotel is about to be repossesed, he decides to spice up the attraction a bit for the 'Yanks' by having his staff pretend to haunt the castle. ... more about High Spirits
12
2.2684
A new batch of recruits arrives at Police Academy, this time a group of civilian volunteers who have joined Commandant Lassard's new Citizens on Patrol program. ... more about Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
13
2.1716
Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy and are issued with their first assignments. ... more about Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
14
2.1437
A series of short sketches, most of which parody late-night television and the low-budget movies one often finds there. ... more about Amazon Women on the Moon
15
2.0995
When police funding is cut, the Governor announces he must close one of the academies. To make it fair, the two police academies must compete against each other to stay in operation. ... more about Police Academy 3: Back in Training
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2.0693
Another Disney underdog sports team of misfit kids (soccer this time) learns to play a new sport and become champions, while building self-esteem, making friends and solving a variety of dramatic family crises, through the able assistance of a foreign ... more about Big Green
17
2.0531
The old age pensioners that left at the end of the first film come back to earth to visit their relatives. ... more about Cocoon: The Return
18
1.5656
Jimmy (Guttenberg) and Kate (Watros) are in the middle of a break-up and completely oblivious to the fact that they're being robbed...by a gay guy. Kate splits, leaving Jimmy alone in the house with the burgular (Boyar). ... more about P.S. Your Cat Is Dead
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1.5129
Sylvia's work increasingly takes her away from the three men who help bring up Mary, her daughter. When she decides to move to England and take Mary with her, the three men are heartbroken at losing the two most important females in their lives. ... more about 3 Men and a Little Lady
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1.0365
Buzzy Crocker (Guttenberg), a washed-up photojournalist, unexpectedly encounters an old woman who implores him to investigate the haunted "Hollywood Tower. ... more about Tower of Terror
22
0.9086
Gus is a fat cartoonist that recently won a battle against cancer, which explains his baldness. But he is also lonely. Therefore, his caring sister tries to set him up with suitable woman. But to do so, she must turn him into an irresistible man. ... more about Don't Tell Her It's Me
23
0.8472
Two desperate men, thrown together one New Year's Eve when their lives have crumbled, willing to kill each other, until they discover that each is the other's only salvation. ... more about P.S. Your Cat Is Dead
Not Available on DVD
24
0.6042
Bill McNeil heads a black ops team called "Mach 1" called in to retrieve a cannister of deadly viral agent which was stolen from the government by an arms dealer. The team retrieve the weapon but the team is setup. Bill knows a traitor is behind things. ... more about Airborne
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0.0001
Jeff Marx wants to study medicine and become a physician. However, his grades are far from enough to get him into an American medical school. ... more about Bad Medicine
Not Available on DVD
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0.0001
Not Available on DVD
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0.0001
In the middle of the Mojave desert rests an abandoned phone booth, riddled with bullet holes, graffiti, its windows broken, but otherwise functioning. ... more about Mojave Phone Booth
Not Available on DVD
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