Udo Kier Movie Rankings
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Surreal character study focusing on the friendship between two male hustlers, Mike and Scott, in Portland, Oregon. They live on the streets, do drugs, and sell themselves to men and women. Mike (River Phoenix) is quiet, gay and suffers from narcolepsy. ... more about My Own Private Idaho
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A naive Scottish girl from a religious background falls in love with an oil-rig worker. When he returns home injured he convinces his wife that in order for them to continue she must take a lover to perform, as he can't. ... more about Breaking The Waves
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Shadow of the Vampire is a film about the making of a German all time classic silent horror-movie from 1922 called Nosferatu-Eine Symphonie des Grauens (Nosferatu-a Symphony of Horror). ... more about Shadow of the Vampire
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When Blade's mother was bitten by a vampire during pregnancy, she did not know that she gave her son a special gift while dying: All the good vampire attributes in combination with the best human skills. ... more about Blade
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2.8614
The beautiful fugitive, Grace (Nicole Kidman), arrives in the isolated township of Dogville on the run from a team of gangsters. ... more about Dogville
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2.8593
Selma has emigrated with her son from Central Europe to America. The year is 1964. Selma works day and night to save her son from the same disease she suffers from, a disease that inevitably will make her blind. ... more about Dancer In The Dark
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2.8017
Due to a shuttle's unfortunate demise in outer space, NASA becomes aware of a doomsday asteroid that is on a collision course with Earth. It seems that the only way to knock it off course is to drill into its surface and detonate a nuclear weapon. ... more about Armageddon
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2.7579
Udo Kier is the Baron Frankenstein, attempting to create a new race of humans out of body parts. He wants to mate his male creation to his female creation so he figures he needs the brain of a real lady's man. ... more about Flesh for Frankenstein
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Udo Kier is without a doubt the sickliest of vampires in any director's interpretation of the Bram Stoker tale. ... more about Blood for Dracula
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2.6500
Simon is a computer programmer living in a future dystopia where cameras are watching our every move. Every time he goes out, he finds that someone has entered his apartment and left a seemingly empty package for him. ... more about One Point O
Not Available on DVD
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2.5677
The twisted tale of Kenneth, socially insecure technical writer who forms an obsessive relationship with "Nikki", an anatomically accurate silicone sex doll he orders over the Internet. ... more about Love Object
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2.4682
One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one mayor desire and that is to become a real boy someday. In order to accomplish this goal he has to learn to act responsibly. ... more about Adventures of Pinocchio
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2.4656
In 1979, an innocent newborn girl is secretly patronized by Satanists. Twenty years later, she has developed into a young woman, who is haunted by dreams about one strange man. ... more about End of Days
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2.3948
The film is based on the true story of Zishe Breitbart, a Jewish blacksmith's son from Poland who becomes a sensation in Weimar, Berlin as a mythical strongman. ... more about Invincible
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2.3818
To be a Pet Detective, you have to understand both the criminals and animals. Ace Ventura goes even further... He behaves like a criminal animal. ... more about Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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2.3386
21st century. USA. The second civil war. The whole country is in a state of emergency. What was formerly called the American Congress now rules with fascistic methods. There is only one free city left, Steel Harbor, headquarter for the resistance. ... more about Barb Wire
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2.2383
In eighteenth century Romania, Rayne, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire), prone to fits of blind blood rage but saddled with a compunction for humans, strives to avenge her mother's rape by her father, Kagan, King of Vampires. ... more about BloodRayne
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2.2161
The true story of a simple man who is transported from his humble village roots to the giddy excesses of the 1930s Berlin and finds himself becoming the new Samson to protect the Jewish people. ... more about Invincible
Not Available on DVD
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2.1914
Four bodies are found in New York City. Why, why, why? The coincidence? They all died 48 hours after logging on to a site named feardotcom.com. ... more about FeardotCom
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2.1862
Sissy Hankshaw is born with enormous thumbs that help her hitchhiking through the US from a young age. ... more about Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
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2.1579
The clock is ticking towards The Last Minute, but no one knows it. No one except Billy Byrne - young, cool and talented, he's the Next Big Thing. At least that's what the London glitterazzi are saying, on the streets, in the clubs, in the Business. ... more about Last Minute
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2.0798
25-year-old Alex Borden is handsome, charming, and intelligent. In fact, he may be too smart for his own good as his life is swiftly becoming a living hell. Alex's nightmare begins when he meets Harry, a mysterious artist and chess-master. ... more about Headspace
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2.0364
Megiddo is a supernatural ride into a world teetering on the edge of the Apocalypse. ... more about Megiddo: The Omega Code 2
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1.9597
Josh and Sam are two brothers facing change, their mother is about to marry a French accountant and the kids are sent to go live with their father in Florida. Meanwhile Josh tells Sam that he is a "S.A.M. ... more about Josh and S.A.M.
Not Available on DVD
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1.9536
Late in World War II, the Brits still want their hands on a German Enigma, the typewriter-like machine that constructs and sends coded messages. ... more about All the Queen's Men
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1.9530
In Cambodia, Holly, a 12 year old Vietnamese girl, encounters Patrick, an American stolen artifacts dealer. The story follows their strong connection and her unrelenting efforts to escape her fate. ... more about Holly
Not Available on DVD
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1.9455
Drew Latham is an executive leading an empty, shallow life with only wealth on his side. Facing another lonely Christmas ahead, Drew wants to revisit his old childhood home and possibly relive some old holiday memories. ... more about Surviving Christmas
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1.9147
Lars von Trier's 1987 pre-Dogma version of the classical tragedy by Euripides. ... more about Medea
Not Available on DVD
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1.8747
With MOTHER OF TEARS, Dario Argento concludes the trilogy of horror he began with SUSPIRIA and INFERNO two decades before. The discovery of an urn in Rome leads to a deluge of death and destruction from a great witch called the Mother of Tears. ... more about Mother of Tears
Not Available on DVD
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1.8487
Set in Paris in 1919, biopic centers on the life of late Italian artist Amedeo Modigliani, focusing on his last days as well as his rivalry with Pablo Picasso. Modigliani, a Jew, has fallen in love with Jeanne, a young and beautiful Catholic girl. ... more about Modigliani
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The twisted tale of Kenneth, socially insecure technical writer who forms an obsessive relationship with "Nikki," an anatomically accurate silicone sex doll he orders over the Internet. ... more about Love Object
Not Available on DVD
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1.6474
Dating back to the time of Jesus Christ, an ancient relic known as the Loculus has been fought over by the forces of light and darkness down the centuries. ... more about Revelation
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1.4858
Doug is a young man who works all day as a concierge at a luxurious hotel, saving money to make his own business. ... more about For Love or Money
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1.4592
Jeffers (Treat Williams) works security at a nuclear power plant. The plant is being decommissioned, and a politician is touring the plant and videotaping his comments regarding the closing. ... more about Critical Mass
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1.4124
In a time now lost in the mists of memory, the great King Arthur ('Edward Fox (I)'(qv)) rules in the legendary citadel that is Camelot. ... more about Prince Valiant
Not Available on DVD
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1.3908
In Switzerland German singer 'Wilkie' falls in love with Jewish composer 'Robert' who offers resistance to the Nazis by helping refugees. But his family thinks that 'Wilkie' is also a Nazi and may be a risk for them. ... more about Lili Marleen
Not Available on DVD
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1.3652
After a sexual harassment incident, Dennis Burke (Peter Coyote), a Nathaniel Hawthorne scholar, goes to work at a California college. He begins correspondence with an imprisoned murderer, Lydia Davis (Nastassja Kinski). ... more about Red Letters
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1.3287
Black comedy about an obsessive street graffiti artist (Noah Taylor), who falls obsessively in love with a frustrated artist (Fairuza Balk) he meets. ... more about There's No Fish Food In Heaven
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1.2648
The world's most famous actress freaks out on the set of her latest Christmas blockbuster and runs away to hide in the unlikely setting of Palm Springs. She meets three men who, like the Scarecrow, Tinman and Lion, help her find her way home. ... more about Betty
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1.1457
A novelist (Udo Kier) hires a quiet British country house so that he can work on finishing his latest novel. His agent arranges for a secretary to stay with him, in order to speed up its completion (played by Linda Hayden). ... more about Exposé
Not Available on DVD
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1.0950
BloodRayne takes you to another place and time to experience a world where good and evil battle it out -- with mankind as the very prize. ... more about BloodRayne
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0.8264
A brash young police detective (Dorff) joins forces with a beautiful, ambitious Department of Health researcher (McElhone) to find the answers behind the mysterious deaths of four people who each died 48 hours after logging on to the Internet site ... more about fear dot com
Not Available on DVD
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0.7306
Mr. Ozaki, a Japanese conglomerate businessman living in Los Angeles, hires a beautiful young double (Maria) to protect his real daughter (Lisa) from harm. ... more about Double Deception
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0.6575
Both prequel and sequel to "The Omega Code," this is a supernatural ride into a world teetering on the edge of the Apocalypse. ... more about Megiddo
Not Available on DVD
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0.6352
This film portrays the untold story of the bitter rivalry between Modigliani and Picasso. Two men whose envy of each other is fuelled by their brilliance, their arrogance, their passions. ... more about Modigliani
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0.2922
JOSEPH REX is a common businessman who lives life quietly, risk free and overly out of shape. When a rival business associate dares him to enter an amateur boxing contest, JOSEPH REX decides to change his life. ... more about One More Round
Not Available on DVD
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Celluloid Horror explores Kier-La Janisse's tireless crusade to bring obscure cult horror film to the masses through her independently run international film festival, CineMuerte, 'cinema of death', and the obsessive nature required to obtain your goals. ... more about Celluloid Horror
Not Available on DVD
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The Fifteen year old Dolf uses a prototype time machine and gets stuck in the Dark Ages. He gets struck down by bandits, but is saved by the beautiful and tough Jenne. ... more about Crusade in Jeans
Not Available on DVD
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An international anti-terrorist organization has a mission to track down weapons of mass destruction before they fall into the wrong hands. ... more about Doomsdayer
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