Dick Van Patten Movie Rankings
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3.0305
King Roland of the planet Druidia is trying to marry his daughter Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) to Prince Valium, but Vespa is kidnapped by the evil race of the Spaceballs. ... more about Spaceballs
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3.0041
In the year 2022, earth's face has completely changed. New York's population, for example, has grown to 40 million mouths to feed. ... more about Soylent Green
3
2.8158
Schoolgirl Annabel is hassled by her mother, and Mrs. Andrews is annoyed with her daughter, Annabel. They both think that the other has an easy life. ... more about Freaky Friday
4
2.7485
Two Chicago businessmen visit an expensive fantasy resort where robots and computers simulate various adventures. The men decide to spend their time in 'Westworld' but it seems the artificial intelligence has taken over the park and its visitors are at the mercy of androids. ... more about Westworld
5
2.7462
A technician brings a frozen specimen of the original Blob back from the North Pole. When his wife accidentally defrosts the thing, it terrorizes the populace, including the local hippies, kittens, and bowlers. ... more about Beware! The Blob
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2.6734
Gunfights and electric guitars in the Old West? You bet! Zachariah gets a mail order gun, practices a little, and kills a man in the local saloon. ... more about Zachariah
8
2.5650
Dr. Richard Thorndyke arrives as new administrator of the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, VERY Nervous to discover some suspicious goings-on. When he's framed for murder, Dr. ... more about High Anxiety
9
2.3578
TV child star of the '70s, Dickie Roberts is now 35 and parking cars. Craving to regain the spotlight, he auditions for a role of a normal guy, but the director quickly sees he is anything but normal. ... more about Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
10
2.2476
Wilby Daniels, a successful lawyer running for District Attorney, suddenly finds himself being transformed into an English sheepdog. Somehow he has to keep his change a secret and find just what is causing it, all the while eluding the local dog catcher. ... more about Shaggy D.A.
11
2.2415
A school laboratory accident mixes one student's vitamin cereal mix with Dexter Riley's chemical experiment. ... more about Strongest Man in the World
12
2.1867
The California Atoms are in last place with no hope of moving up. But by switching the mule from team mascot to team member, (He can kick 100 yard field goals!) they start winning, and move up in the rankings, Hurrah! The competition isn't so happy. ... more about Gus
13
2.0090
The standard story of Robin Hood: Evil Prince John is oppressing the people while good King Richard is away on the Crusades. Robin steals from the tax collectors, wins an archery contest, defeats the Sheriff, and rescues Maid Marian. ... more about Robin Hood: Men in Tights
14
1.8840
Joe Kidd is a former bounty hunter and all-around tough-guy in the American Southwest. When a band of Mexicans find their U. S. land claims denied and all relevant records destroyed in a courthouse fire, they turn to force of arms. ... more about Joe Kidd
15
1.7301
After inheriting a treasure map, a young man and his traveling companions set out for Florida in search of fame and fortune. Standing in the way of their success is a long time enemy of the family. ... more about Treasure of Matecumbe
Not Available on DVD
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1.4014
When John Baxter inherits a ski resort in the Rocky Mountains, he quits his job in New York and moves the family west to run it. Only to find that the place is a wreck. But together they decide to try to fix it up and run it. ... more about Snowball Express
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1.0666
After her father's ship is carried off by a sudden storm, the spunky Pippi Longstocking is stranded with her horse, Alfonso,and her pet monkey, Mr. ... more about New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking
20
1.0035
Paul (Evans) is a young punk who agrees to courier a drug for Mr. Ball (Madsen). When things go wrong, Paul and his girlfriend go on the lam and share the strange drug. ... more about Price of Air
Not Available on DVD
21
0.7712
Charlie McCready is a worried father. His daughter, Wendy will be attending college in the fall, and he feels the crowd she's hanging out with has no ambition, especially her boyfriend, Bart. ... more about Superdad
Not Available on DVD
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23
0.5799
Kate is dying. She wants reassurance that there is life elsewhere in the Universe. She and Andy go to the one place that may hold the answers to her questions. Alien lights have been seen. Alien ships have been sighted. ... more about Groom Lake
Not Available on DVD
24
0.1142
Amy Martin ('Claudia Christian'(qv)), an attractive married woman and a member of the 'Country Club Tennis Set', is being neglected by her workaholic doctor husband, Jerry ('Corbin Bernsen'(qv)). ... more about Quiet Kill
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0.0001
When Ethan's older brother Greg is found dead, the police rule the case a suicide, but Ethan suspects foul play stemming from Greg's recent involvement with a martial arts team called the Scorpions. ... more about Dangerous Place
Not Available on DVD
29
0.0001
Fünf Schwerverbrecher sollen per Zug in ein Hochsicherheitsgefängnis nach Los Angeles verlegt werden. ... more about Evasive Action
Not Available on DVD
30
0.0001
Candy Vale has it all. Hip and sexy she rules the MTV crowd with her voluptuous voice and her beautiful body until one morning, when the police discover her brutally beaten corpse... ... more about Final Embrace
Not Available on DVD
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32
0.0001
Not Available on DVD
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0.0001
When a group of terrorists (led by Luther) take over a high school making the students in it their hostages, it is up to several of the students (led by Lenny) to help prevent disaster while the authorities (Slater and General Wainwright) do their part ... more about Demolition High
Not Available on DVD
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