Bert Remsen Movie Rankings
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3.2645
A studio executive, Griffin Mill (Tim Robbins), is the person able to make films possible by reviewing pitches that are presented to him. When he rejects a writer’s work, the writer is upset and sends threatening postcards to Griffin. ... more about Player
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3.2297
A young and charismatic gambler teams up with a business savvy madam to open a bar and brothel. Business is prosperous, but when McCabe refuses to sell out to a wealthily business man he places his life and the lives around him in jeopardy. ... more about McCabe & Mrs. Miller
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2.9693
A gloomy pessimist and a messy manic team up for action and Fruit Loops--from the poker table... to the racing track... to the fights... to Vegas for craps roulette... and finally to a master game of blackjack, in obsessive search of that one big score. ... more about California Split
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2.9062
Broke Edith murders and assumes the identity of her recently widowed, well-to-do twin sister Margaret, who had married Edith's former flame 20 years before. ... more about Dead Ringer
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2.8290
Jerry Fletcher is a man in love with a woman he observes from afar. She works for the government. Fletcher is an outspoken critic of that government. He has conspiracy theories for everything, from aliens to political assassinations. ... more about Conspiracy Theory
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2.8270
During a long weekend the mid-1970s, the lives of twenty-four protagonists intersect in Nashville as the city hosts a music festival and political rally. ... more about Nashville
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2.7359
Ben Holmes, a professional book-jacket blurbologist, is trying to get to Savannah for his wedding. He just barely catches the last plane, but a seagull flies into the engine as the plane is taking off. ... more about Forces of Nature
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2.6226
All Tess Trueheart wants is to settle down to a quiet life with her boyfriend, detective Dick Tracy. ... more about Dick Tracy
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2.5680
A pop singer has been receiving threatening notes, and her manager hires a bodyguard known for his good work. The bodyguard ruffles the singer's feathers and most of her entourage by tightening security more than they feel is necessary. ... more about Bodyguard
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2.5324
Maverick is recreated from the character James Garner created in the 1950s TV program. Maverick is a gambler who would rather con someone than fight them. ... more about Maverick
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2.4626
Hugo Pool is a quirky tale of a Los Angeles pool cleaner (Alyssa Milano stars as Hugo Dugay) who falls in love with a young man dying of Lou Gerhig's Disease. ... more about Hugo Pool
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2.4329
Danny De Vito is a professional clown, whose wife's death in a car accident has left him to care for his two young boys. Loving, but useless at the daily job of fathering, the onus falls on plucky Jack the Bear (Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.). ... more about Jack the Bear
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2.4299
American GI's must retake a barren hill in Korea that has been overrun by Red Chinese troops. The ensuing battle becomes a meat grinder for American and Chinese alike. This story of a an actual battle is all grit. ... more about Pork Chop Hill
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2.3369
Buffalo Bill (Paul Newman) plans to put on his own Wild West sideshow, and Chief Sitting Bull has agreed to appear in it. However, Sitting Bull has his own hidden agenda, involving the President and General Custer. ... more about Buffalo Bill and the Indians
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2.1578
Muffin's wedding to Dino Corelli is to be a big affair. ... more about Wedding
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2.1479
Brewster is an owlish, intellectual boy who lives in a fallout shelter of the Houston Astrodome. He has a dream: to take flight within the confines of the stadium. ... more about Brewster McCloud
Not Available on DVD
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2.0929
An Air Force captain inadvertently volunteers to make the first manned flight around the moon. ... more about Moon Pilot
Not Available on DVD
18
2.0377
The story takes place in alternative America where the blacks are members of social elite, and whites are inhabitants of inner city ghettos. Louis Pinnock is a white worker in a chocolate factory, loving husband and father of two children. ... more about White Man's Burden
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2.0269
Classic romantic melodrama about three convicted killers, Bowie (Carradine), Chicamaw (Schuck), and T-Dub (Remsen), who escape prison in 1937 rural Mississippi. ... more about Thieves Like Us
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1.8036
A strange woman runs a boardinghouse whose tenants--mostly misfits and others who won't be missed--begin dying off or simply disappearing. ... more about Evil Spirits
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1.8017
Edna Spalding finds herself alone and broke on a small farm in the midst of the Great Depression when her husband the Sheriff is killed in an accident. A wandering black man, Moses, helps her to plant cotten to try and keep her farm and her kids together. ... more about Places in the Heart
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1.7807
Carnelle isn't happy with her life, so in order to improve herself she enters a local beauty contest, trying to emulate her cousin Elain's win many years ago. Few think she can win, even her closest friends and relatives (e.g. ... more about Miss Firecracker
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1.7576
Eddie Cusack is a Chicago police officer about to bust some members of the Comacho gang when the gang is shot up by a rival drug gang from the neighboring building, led by Tony Luna. ... more about Code of Silence
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1.7301
Two hoplessly out of their class con-men attempt to pull off the largest bank heist of the l9th century. They gain the enmity of the most famous bank Robber in the world and the affection of a crusading newspaperwoman. ... more about Harry and Walter Go to New York
25
1.7089
Gary Busey plays Buck, a former Vietnam veteran/ex-con recently released from the state prison. He returns to the small Midwest town where he grew up only to discover the place overrun by a large motorcycle gang bent on causing trouble. ... more about Eye of the Tiger
26
1.5661
Two aliens arrive on Earth trying to kill each other. This is not easy, since they seem to be able to regenerate lost body parts and survive bullet wounds. ... more about Peacemaker
Not Available on DVD
27
1.5159
Esteban, a mysterious figure involved in a drug deal of some kind, arrives in a quiet desert town. He signs in at the local hotel using the name 'Gene Gere', which happens to be the name of an FBI agent in Los Angeles working on the same drug deal. ... more about Road Ends
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1.4931
A young woman (Dedee Pfeiffer), struggling to become a novelist, has her life go into a tailspin. ... more about Sky Is Falling
Not Available on DVD
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1.4730
After a failed suicide attempt leaves him partially crippled, Rory begins spending a lot of time at a neighborhood bar full of interesting misfits. ... more about Inside Moves
Not Available on DVD
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1.3466
Simon is a student at a college in San Francisco. He is content to be on the rowing team and remain as just a casual observer to the on-campus unrest, demonstrations and protests. ... more about Strawberry Statement
Not Available on DVD
31
1.3394
Air Force courier Nick Corrigan is sent to deliver a message to a nuclear missile base in a remote corner of the midwest. ... more about Bloodfist VI: Ground Zero
32
1.3333
Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sun cream to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences. ... more about Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat
Not Available on DVD
33
1.2958
A civilization on a distant planet has found a way to solve its garbage problem: turning it into energy and beaming it into outer space. ... more about TerrorVision
Not Available on DVD
34
1.2625
Danny, a cop, meets and falls in love with Theresa. They get engaged, despite sneaking around behind his mother's back, but when push comes to shove, he can't quite quit worrying about his mother long enough to be any kind of lover to Theresa. ... more about Only the Lonely
35
1.2142
A carnival comes to a small town. Eighteen year old Donna meets Frankie and Patch, two carnival hustlers. They earn their living by mercilessly taunting spectators to try to dump one of them into the water by throwing balls. ... more about Carny
Not Available on DVD
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1.1761
A would-be Marine fails basic training, and is sent home wearing the "baby blue" fatigues of a washout. En route, he is mugged by a battle-fatigued Marine Raider, who leaves him to hitch-hike home in an undeserved hero's uniform. ... more about Baby Blue Marine
Not Available on DVD
38
1.1625
Two gamblers must leave New York City after one loses a lot of money. Doing what all gamblers in trouble would do, they hurry to the gambling capital Las Vegas to turn their luck around. ... more about Lookin' to Get Out
Not Available on DVD
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1.0452
Detectives Steve Carella, Meyer Meyer, and Bert Kling are part of the 87th Precinct's team investigating a murder-extortion racket run by a mysterious deaf man. ... more about Fuzz
41
1.0410
'Welman' seeks revenge for the murder of a patrol cop. After escaping from prison guards, he kidnaps a woman (who turns out to be a cop) and sets up a trap for the corrupt detective who framed him for murder. ... more about Joshua Tree
42
0.7712
David Greene is a New York basketball enthusiast, who wants to coach. He is then offered the coaching job at a small Nevada college. He brings along some players, who are a bit odd but good. Like Swish who unknown to the rest of the team is a girl. ... more about Fast Break
Not Available on DVD
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0.4517
Struggling actress accepts high paying job to play a rich heiress committed in a lunatic asylum, not knowing she's really being set up as a surrogate for the real girl who'd been murdered. ... more about Lies
Not Available on DVD
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0.0001
A video store clerk stumbles onto an alien plot to take over earth by brainwashing people with a bad '50s science fiction movie. He and his friends race to stop the aliens before the tapes can be distributed world-wide. ... more about Remote Control
Not Available on DVD
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This is another one of those movies that's a sequel to another, only different actors are playing the roles of the characters from the previous movie. ... more about Sting II
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Fourth reworking of the classic Grace Miller White novel, this time updated to the 60s, with young Scottish lassie Tess (Diane Baker) becoming embroiled in a conflict about a toxic chemical plant near her new home in Pennsylvania. ... more about Tess of the Storm Country
Not Available on DVD
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A crafty political aide and his soft-spoken pal are assigned the job of delivering a senator's out-of-control teenage daughter to an institution. ... more about Three for the Road
Not Available on DVD
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A priest (Robert Ginty) learns that he fathered a child during his tour of duty in Vietnam and that the mother and child has relocated to Houston, Texas in the Little Saigon quarters. ... more about Vietnam
Not Available on DVD
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0.0001
A stand-up comic and commodities broker, failing in both professions, signs on as the chauffeur for the book tour of a renowned physicist, his friend's sister, who is confined to a wheelchair. ... more about Walk in the Park
Not Available on DVD
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0.0001
July 22, 1934 - outside Chicago's Biograph Theater, a barrage of FBI bullets brings down John Dillinger. As the body of Public Enemy Number one crumbles to the ground, one of the strangest, most riveting stories in the history of crime begins to unfold. ... more about Dillinger and Capone
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