Burt Kwouk Movie Rankings
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Peter Sellers returns as the world's most accident-prone detective in the second film of Blake Edwards' Pink Panther series. When Maria Gambrelli (Elke Sommer), a parlormaid in the employ of... ... more about Shot in the Dark
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When an American space capsule is swallowed up by what they believe to be a Russian spaceship, World War 3 nearly breaks out. The British Government, however, suspect that other powers are at work as the space craft went down near Japan. S.P.E.C.T.R.E. ... more about You Only Live Twice
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Based on J. G. Ballard's autobiographical novel, tells the story of a boy, James Graham, whose privileged life is upturned by the Japanese invasion of Shanghai, December 8, 1941. ... more about Empire of the Sun
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2.7539
In the fourth film of the long-running series, bumbling Inspector Jacques Clouseau's (Peter Sellers) long-suffering boss, Dreyfus (Herbert Lom), finally has been driven to a nervous breakdown by... ... more about Pink Panther Strikes Again
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2.6727
All her life Englishwoman Gladys Aylward knew that China was the place where she belonged. Not qualified to be sent there as a missionary, Gladys works as a domestic to earn the money to send herself to a poor, remote village. ... more about Inn of the Sixth Happiness
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2.6461
Remember that scientist that was trying to perfect a matter transportation machine but got fused with a fly when one of the little critters got into the transporter with him? Well, this story is about three of his descendents (a son, Henri Delambre, ... more about Curse of the Fly
Not Available on DVD
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2.6457
Liu Jian, a police officer from China, comes to Paris to help the vice squad apprehend a Chinese drug lord and his unknown French connection. The French connection is Richard, the head of the vice squad, who intends to kill the drug lord then frame Jian. ... more about Kiss of the Dragon
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Sixth in the Pink Panther series. The Pink Panther diamond is stolen once again from Lugash and the authorities call in Chief Inspector Clouseau from France. His plane disappears en-route. ... more about Trail of the Pink Panther
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2.4335
Christopher Lee returns as Sax Rohmer's insidious Asian villain Fu Manchu for the second of his five vehicles. ... more about Brides of Fu Manchu
Not Available on DVD
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2.2522
That famous jewel, The Pink Panther, has once again been stolen and Inspector Clouseau is called in to catch the thief. ... more about Return of the Pink Panther
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Susan Traherne has been irreparably changed by her wartime experiences as a Resistance fighter. She sets out in the post-war world to make her way to what she wants, no matter who is hurt, or how. ... more about Plenty
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1.8628
A secret society of Hong-Kong at the beginning of the century called "The Red Dragon Tong" kidnaps the captain of a ship in the harbour of Hong-Kong as he tries to detain the killers of his daughter. ... more about Terror of the Tongs
Not Available on DVD
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1.7255
The priceless Blue Water sapphire is coveted by the heirs of Sir Hector Geste - his new wife, Flavia; his daughter, Isabel; and his adopted twin sons, heroic Beau and pathetic Digby. ... more about Last Remake of Beau Geste
Not Available on DVD
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1.6984
Rod Taylor plays a policeman sent to return a sensitive case; An Australian citizen, currently acting as high commissioner for peace talks who is wanted for an old charge -- of murder. ... more about Nobody Runs Forever
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1.6850
Inspector Clouseau disappears, and the Surete wants the world's second best detective to look for him. However, Clouseau's enemy, Dreyfus, rigs the Surete's computer to select, instead, the world's WORST detective, NYPD Sgt. Clifton Sleigh. ... more about Curse of the Pink Panther
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1.6483
Leon, is an estate agent and a London Jew. Due to an artificial insemenation accident he discovers that his real father is a pig farmer. ... more about Leon the Pig Farmer
Not Available on DVD
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1.6388
A boy from lower class has just finished school. Because he cannot find other work he takes a job in one of the public bathes in the suburbs of London. There he meets a girl who is a little bit older than he... ... more about Deep End
Not Available on DVD
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1.5794
The grandchild of Professor James Moriarty had promised the world that it has only five days left to live. Moriarty is a master of disguise, a crack shot, and is very patient. ... more about Strange Case of the End of Civilization as We Know It
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1.5779
To prove that he still is strong and powerful, Philippe Douvier decides to kill Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau. ... more about Revenge of the Pink Panther
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1.5431
One of six travellers who catch the bus from Casablanca airport to Marrakesh is carrying $2 million to pay a local operator to fix United Nations votes. ... more about Our Man in Marrakesh
Not Available on DVD
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1.5030
Cut off by the Japanese advance into Burma, Captain Langford (Stanley Baker)and his exhausted British troops take over an enemy-held jungle village. ... more about Yesterday's Enemy
Not Available on DVD
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1.4733
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way. ... more about I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Not Available on DVD
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1.3404
Eighth entry in the Pink Panther. It is nearly 30 years since Inspector Jacques Clouseau managed to get Maria Gambrelli off from a murder charge (events of "A Shot In The Dark".) Maria has gone on and have moved to a seaside town. ... more about Son of the Pink Panther
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1.3270
An American scientist (Gregory Peck) is sent to Red China to steal the formula for a newly developed agricultural enzyme. ... more about Chairman
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1.0365
Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. ... more about Carry On Columbus
Not Available on DVD
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1.0228
When long-time British agent Harry Palmer loses his job because the Cold War is over, he's promptly approached by a Russian bossman, Alex. In St. ... more about Bullet to Beijing
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0.9251
Fu Manchu's 168th birthday celebration is dampened when a hapless flunky spills Fu's age-regressing elixir vitae. ... more about Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
Not Available on DVD
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0.6255
Mineral water executive Harold Pigeon (Jeff Goldblum) decides to kill off his wife Elizabeth (Mimi Rogers). The plot follows a well worn path. ... more about Shooting Elizabeth
Not Available on DVD
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Up and coming portrait artist Alan Street (John Hamill) is employed by the owner of a Soho Swingers Club to paint the nude hostesses. Whilst Alan relishes his new job his beautiful girlfriend (Sue Longhurst) is less than impressed. ... more about Girls Come First
Not Available on DVD
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A member of an up and coming motorcycle racing team abandons his teamates to join a rival team. He ends up playing second fiddle to the champion of the new team. ... more about Race for Glory
Not Available on DVD
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A priest (William Holden) arrives at a mission-post in China accompanied by a young native girl who has joined him along the way. ... more about Satan Never Sleeps
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After twenty years in a Siberian labor camp, Kiril Lakota, the Metropolitan Archbishop of Lvov, is set free. The Catholic Archbishop is released and sent to Rome, where the ailing Pope makes him a Cardinal. ... more about Shoes of the Fisherman
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