John Cleese Movie Rankings
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3.5353
A curious boy named Kevin is whisked away from his dreary English home by six mischievous dwarfs who have stolen/borrowed a map from the Supreme Being. ... more about Time Bandits
2
3.3611
Con artist Wanda must seduce the lawyer of her gangster boyfriend to find the diamonds they and their gang have stolen, but he has hidden. As Wanda begins to genuinely fall for the lawyer, she must protect her investment by not allowing the other gang members to find the diamonds first. ... more about Fish Called Wanda
Actor Awards
BAFTA Awards - Best Actor
Golden Globes, USA - Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Comedy/Musical
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3.2374
Brian was born in a manger the same night as the man who would be Christ. For the rest of his life Brian is mistaken for the Messiah and reluctantly obtains followers. While he insists he is not the miracle man, through a series of hilarious coincidences his life runs parallel to JC's. ... more about Life of Brian
4
3.2351
King Arthur sets on his quest for the Holy Grail. Along the way, he meets gallant and not so gallant knights to assist him in his quest. ... more about Monty Python and the Holy Grail
5
3.1029
It's time for Shrek to meet Fiona's parents; however, they have no clue she has married an ogre. Meanwhile, Prince Charming and his Fairy Mother plan to oust Shrek and claim Fiona and her kingdom. ... more about Shrek 2
6
3.0148
Young Harry Potter has to lead a hard life: His parents have died in a car crash when he was still a baby, and he is being brought up by his Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. ... more about Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
7
3.0020
Based on E.B. White's story of the same name, Charlotte's Web is the story of a spider named Charlotte, who saves a young pig, Wilber, by displaying clever sayings in her web and creating a town sensation. ... more about Charlotte's Web
8
2.9860
The comedy groups last full length movie returns to the feel of the hugely popular BBC TV show. It features small comedy sketches dealing with all of the stages and trials of life. Expect the un-expected. ... more about Meaning of Life
9
2.9680
In Harry's second year at Hogwarts the chamber of secrets is mysteriously opened and students are being turned to stone. It's up to Harry to save Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Gilderoy Lockhart and Ginny Weasley from the secrets in the chamber. ... more about Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
10
2.9215
A collection of re-filmed sketches from the first and second series of the cult TV comedy show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". ... more about And Now for Something Completely Different
11
2.9085
Kermit and Fozzie are newspaper reporters sent to London to interview Lady Holiday, a wealthy fashion designer whose priceless diamond necklace is stolen. Kermit meets and falls in love with her secretary, Miss Piggy. ... more about Great Muppet Caper
12
2.8736
A group of unlikely cowboys travel together to Silverado to overthrow a wicked rancher and a corrupt sheriff. ... more about Silverado
13
2.7909
The story begins in the demilitarised zone between North and South Korea with a spectacular high-speed hovercraft chase and continues via Hong Kong to Cuba and London where Bond meets up with the two ladies who are to play such important and differing ... more about Die Another Day
14
2.7798
A faithful adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's classic tale of Mowgoli the jungle boy who is raised by wolves after being lost when a tiger attacked an encampment and killed his father. ... more about Jungle Book
15
2.7745
When British oil tycoon and M's friend Sir Robert King is killed in a bombing at the MI6 headquarters, it becomes James Bond's new assignment to protect his daughter and heir Elektra from further harm. ... more about World Is Not Enough
16
2.7582
Fed up with all the attention going to Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck quits Hollywood, teams up with recently-fired stuntman Damien Drake Jr.(Fraser) and embarks on a round-the-world adventure, along with Bugs and The VP of Warner Bros (Elfman). ... more about Looney Tunes: Back in Action
17
2.7281
Nick Chapman graduates from film school, and his short film wins a special prize. This gives him a high enough profile that he can get Hollywood to back the film he has long dreamed of making. Studio exec Allen Habel is interested. ... more about Big Picture
18
2.7168
Baby George got into a plane crash in a jungle, stayed alive and was adopted by a wise ape. Ursula Stanhope, US noble woman is saved from death on safari by grown-up George, and he takes her to jungle to live with him. ... more about George of the Jungle
19
2.7136
A massive corporate conglomerate, Octopus Inc., run by a shrewd and cruel tycoon named Rod McCain, purchases a UK-based leisure company, and also the failing London Marwood Zoo. ... more about Fierce Creatures
20
2.6732
This version of the classic novel set in 1872 focuses on Passepartout (Chan), a Chinese thief who steals a valuable jade Buddha and then seeks refuge in the traveling companionship of an eccentric London inventor and adventurer, Phileas Fogg (Coogan), ... more about Around the World in 80 Days
21
2.6660
Dr. Frankenstein creates a simple creature from various body parts. The creature turns into a monster when Dr. Frankenstein rejects him. ... more about Frankenstein
22
2.6643
Sir Guy Grand adopts homeless bum Youngman to be heir to his obscene wealth, and immediately begins bringing him into the intricacies of the family business, which is to prey upon people's greed by use of the vast holdings of the Grand empire. ... more about Magic Christian
23
2.6403
The remake of the 1970 Neil Simon comedy follows the adventures of a couple (Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn) vexed by misfortune while in New York City for a job interview. ... more about Out-of-Towners
24
2.6277
A group of billionaires led by a Las Vegas casino owner (John Cleese) search for things to bet on. They decide to pull a group of six strangers together to race from Vegas to Silver City, New Mexico to retrieve $2 million hidden in a locker. ... more about Rat Race
25
2.5755
Brian Stimpson is the headmaster of a comprehensive (high) school in England. He sets himself, his staff and pupils very high standards. On the way to a conference at which he is to talk, all manner of disasters strike. ... more about Clockwise
26
2.5694
Mole's underground home is bought by the Weasels from wealthy landowner Mr.Toad and Mole is thrown out. He and Rat start to fight to get his home back from evil Weasels. ... more about Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
27
2.5526
Yellowbeard, a pirate's pirate, is allowed to escape from prison to lead the authorities to his treasure. He finds that his wife neglected to tell him that he now has a son, 20, and shame of shame, an intellectual. ... more about Yellowbeard
28
2.5351
Natalie, Dylan, and Alex, three glamorous, tough-as-nails, investigative agents - who work for the Charles Townsend Detective Agency - are sent undercover to retrieve two missing jewelry bands. These are no ordinary wedding rings. ... more about Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
29
2.4277
An unsuccessful over-the-top actress becomes a successful over-the-top authoress in this biography of Jacqueline Susann (Bette Midler), the famed writer of "The Valley Of The Dolls" and other trashy novels. ... more about Isn't She Great
30
2.3955
The animated comedy tells the story of a lowly wood pigeon named Valiant, who overcomes his small size to become a hero in Great Britain's Royal Air Force Homing Pigeon Service during World War II. ... more about Valiant
31
2.1700
Set on the moon in the year 2087, this comedy stars Eddie Murphy as Pluto Nash, the audacious, successful owner of the hottest nightclub in town who finds himself in trouble with lunar gangsters. ... more about Adventures of Pluto Nash
32
2.0229
Three mischievous employees (Paulo Costanzo, Woody Harrelson, Alicia Silverstone) of a bank in a small deserted town all make plans to rob at the same time, however none of them knows about the others. ... more about Scorched
33
1.9114
A hunchbacked lab assistant has big dreams of becoming a mad scientist and winning the first place prize at the annual Evil Science Fair. ... more about Igor
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35
1.7564
A member of the English upper class dies, leaving his estate and his business to an American, whom he thinks is his son who was lost as a baby and then found again. An Englishman who thinks he is an Indian comes to believe that he is actually the heir. ... more about Splitting Heirs
36
1.6757
Moore and Caine play dual rolls in this off-beat and highly silly caper - a pair of small time con-men and a partnership of nuclear physicists. ... more about Bullseye!
Not Available on DVD
37
1.6757
A lighthearted look at stupidity and ignorance in modern society, as well as a brief history of the study of intelligence. Celebrities and other notable personalities are interviewed on the subject of the prevalence of stupidity in the media and culture. ... more about Stupidity
38
1.6114
Bolt, a British linguist, develops a universal language, so he's a sudden sensation and receives a Nobel prize. An ambitious diplomat, capitalizing on Bolt's celebrity, arranges for the U.S. ... more about Statue
Not Available on DVD
39
1.5795
A collection of skits that made the Python troup famous, performed live at the Hollywood Bowl. Included are the singing philosophers, lumberjacks, the pope, and a suspiciously-male looking seabird vendor. ... more about Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
40
1.5794
The grandchild of Professor James Moriarty had promised the world that it has only five days left to live. Moriarty is a master of disguise, a crack shot, and is very patient. ... more about Strange Case of the End of Civilization as We Know It
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1.3148
Harriet Blossom, the lonely wife of a workaholic brassiere manufacturer, breaks her sewing machine and ends up in bed with the repairman, a mechanic from one of her husband's factories. ... more about Bliss of Mrs. Blossom
Not Available on DVD
43
1.2237
Erik the Viking gathers warriors from his village and sets out on a dangerous journey to Valhalla, to ask the gods to end the Age of Ragnorok and allow his people to see sunlight again. A Pythonesque satire of Viking life. ... more about Erik the Viking
Not Available on DVD
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46
0.1370
Harry Sterndale, a failed photographer, is told that he has only three months to live due to him getting cancer. ... more about Parting Shots
47
0.0799
American astronaut Captain Charles "Chuck" Baker, lands on Planet 51 thinking he's the first person to step foot on it. ... more about Planet 51
Not Available on DVD
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0.0001
The members of SADUSEA (Song And Dance Unit South East Asia) fall in and out of love while trying to dodge Malayan Communist bullets in the late 1940s. ... more about Privates on Parade
53
0.0001
Fresh-faced young Michael Rimmer worms his way into an opinion poll company and is soon running the place. ... more about Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer
Not Available on DVD
54
0.0001
Douglas Adams own words: "In November (1999) Apple brought together a bunch of people under its AppleMaster program and taught us to use their new digital video editing stuff - the new iMac DV with Firewire ports and bundled iMovie software. ... more about Rockstar
Not Available on DVD
55
0.0001
A bassist shows up early for the betrothal ball of a beautiful princess, and whiles away the time having a dip in the river. ... more about Romance with a Double Bass
Not Available on DVD
56
0.0001
A series of benefit concerts to raise money for Amnesty International. Performances include comedy skits and musical numbers by a varied cast of mostly British performers. Featuring several Monty Python members, Rowan Atkinson, and Peter Cook. ... more about Secret Policeman's Ball
Not Available on DVD
57
0.0001
The film of an on-stage charity benefit for Amnesty International. The show includes comedy skits by the members of Monty Python, as well as noted comedians Peter Cook, Rowan Atkinson, and others. ... more about Secret Policeman's Other Ball
Not Available on DVD
58
0.0001
This film is a selection of highlights from the previous Policeman's Ball stage benefits for Amnesty International. ... more about Secret Policeman's Private Parts
Not Available on DVD
59
0.0001
Not Available on DVD
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