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Movie critics combined give Alone in the Dark (2005) a score of 1.7460 out of 4
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Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.40 out of 4 stars for Rochester Democrat and Chronicle (Jack Garner)Rochester Democrat and Chronicle (Jack Garner)
The acting is awful and amateurish. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Rochester Democrat and Chronicle (Jack Garner)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for San Francisco Chronicle (Peter Hartlaub)San Francisco Chronicle (Peter Hartlaub)
A film so mind-blowingly horrible that it teeters on the edge of cinematic immortality. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at San Francisco Chronicle (Peter Hartlaub)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for St. Paul Pioneer Press (Chris Hewitt (St. Paul))St. Paul Pioneer Press (Chris Hewitt (St. Paul))
Laughably bad. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at St. Paul Pioneer Press (Chris Hewitt (St. Paul))
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for New York Times (Stephen Holden)New York Times (Stephen Holden)
This horror film, spun off from an old Atari video game, is so inept on every level, you wonder why the distributor didn't release it straight to video, or better, toss it directly into the trash. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at New York Times (Stephen Holden)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Greenwich Village Gazette (Eric Lurio)Greenwich Village Gazette (Eric Lurio)
Quite possibly the worst of the year. Definiately the worst of the month. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Greenwich Village Gazette (Eric Lurio)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Star-Democrat (Easton, MD) (Greg Maki)Star-Democrat (Easton, MD) (Greg Maki)
... 96 minutes of pure torture ... ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Star-Democrat (Easton, MD) (Greg Maki)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Aisle Seat (Mike McGranaghan)Aisle Seat (Mike McGranaghan)
The film looks like it was made for $1.05 with its murky cinematography, sloppy special effects, and cheap sets. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Aisle Seat (Mike McGranaghan)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema (Mark Pfeiffer)Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema (Mark Pfeiffer)
Boll’s vague X-Files rip-off isn’t scary or exciting, but inadvertently he’s made a movie funnier than a lot of the purported comedies Hollywood cranks out. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema (Mark Pfeiffer)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Now Playing Magazine (Brent Simon)Now Playing Magazine (Brent Simon)
They say that even ugly babies have faces their mothers love, but this is truly a film that not even hardcore genre fans could appreciate. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Now Playing Magazine (Brent Simon)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for New York Post (Russell Scott Smith)New York Post (Russell Scott Smith)
It doesn't even qualify as 'so bad it's good,' although by that standard it does have its moments. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at New York Post (Russell Scott Smith)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for WaffleMovies.com (Willie Waffle)WaffleMovies.com (Willie Waffle)
you need an actor who can make the words SOUND smart, and Reid won't be winning a Nobel Prize anytime soon (she's proof that alcohol kills brain cells … with a vengeance). ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at WaffleMovies.com (Willie Waffle)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Dallas Morning News (Philip Wuntch)Dallas Morning News (Philip Wuntch)
If nothing else, Alone in the Dark proves that it's possible to 'dumb down' a video game. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Dallas Morning News (Philip Wuntch)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for ShowBIZ Data (--)ShowBIZ Data (--)
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Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Baltimore Sun (--)Baltimore Sun (--)
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Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) (Ken Hanke)Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) (Ken Hanke)
The title is reasonably fitting, since I very nearly was alone in the dark when I saw it. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) (Ken Hanke)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Flipside Movie Emporium (Rob Vaux)Flipside Movie Emporium (Rob Vaux)
Then again, critics get paid to see movies this dreadful. The rest of the world has now been duly warned. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Flipside Movie Emporium (Rob Vaux)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Mr. Brown's Movies (Michael Dequina)Mr. Brown's Movies (Michael Dequina)
Has just about everything a snarky bad movie lover could want--that is, except a guy and two robots sitting in the bottom right hand corner. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Mr. Brown's Movies (Michael Dequina)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for MovieWeb (Brian Gallagher)MovieWeb (Brian Gallagher)
I just had to check it out. You can't blame me, can you? Alone in the Dark received one of the worst receptions on the critic compilation site Rotten Tomatoes that I had ever seen, even though I believe the movie wasn't screened for critics. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at MovieWeb (Brian Gallagher)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Killer Movie Reviews (Andrea Chase)Killer Movie Reviews (Andrea Chase)
All you really need to know about ALONE IN THE DARK is that it’s based on a computer game and that the people who brought it to the screen aimed very low when it came to fleshing out the premise into a storyline. So low, in fact, that only the most ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Killer Movie Reviews (Andrea Chase)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Entertainment WeeklyEntertainment Weekly
When the giant, intelligent bees of the future sift through the ashes of our civilization, they will find Alone in the Dark, and they will understand. It's so bad it's postmodern. It's about monsters that live in the dark and cause lights to ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Entertainment Weekly
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for The Land of Eric (Eric D. Snider)The Land of Eric (Eric D. Snider)
For as busy as this movie is, you'd think it would have more going on. Instead, it's just a big, chewy wad of badness where people say things like "I've never seen anything like it!" and "Where the hell's our backup?" The acting, I need hardly tell ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at The Land of Eric (Eric D. Snider)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Austin Chronicle (Marc Savlov)Austin Chronicle (Marc Savlov)
There's a certain majesty to German director Boll's unmistakable style of filmmaking: a freedom from art, talent, skill of any formal kind, and the sheer pigheadedness to keep going at any cost and damn the straight-to-video market. That sort of ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Austin Chronicle (Marc Savlov)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Mark Reviews Movies (Mark Dujsik)Mark Reviews Movies (Mark Dujsik)
If someone recommends you see Alone in the Dark, assume that person hates you or at least dislikes you.  In the same vein, if there's someone you don't particularly ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Mark Reviews Movies (Mark Dujsik)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Hollywood Report Card (Ross Anthony)Hollywood Report Card (Ross Anthony)
Hoping to be a sort of hybrid "Matrix" meets "Indiana Jones" meets "Alien," Unfortunately, "Alone in the Dark" is just a bad movie. I've enjoyed some of Christian Slater's work in the past and was up for this film; but no fault of his, this film ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Hollywood Report Card (Ross Anthony)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for The Horror Channel (Don Kaye)The Horror Channel (Don Kaye)
...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at The Horror Channel (Don Kaye)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Denver Post (Michael Booth)Denver Post (Michael Booth)
Quite possibly one of the worst movies of the decade. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Denver Post (Michael Booth)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Groucho Reviews (Peter Canavese)Groucho Reviews (Peter Canavese)
Dear Alone in the Dark , ...It's time for me to start seeing other movies. But I will think of you always, when I sit at the movies, alone in the dark, without you. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Groucho Reviews (Peter Canavese)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Film Freak Central (Walter Chaw)Film Freak Central (Walter Chaw)
On the short list of Worst Movies Ever Made. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Film Freak Central (Walter Chaw)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for Minneapolis Star Tribune (Colin Covert)Minneapolis Star Tribune (Colin Covert)
If you took the 100 worst ideas ever conceived for a science-fiction film, rattled them around in a Lotto tumbler and spilled them out onto the screen at random, you could not produce a more asinine hodgepodge than Alone in the Dark . ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at Minneapolis Star Tribune (Colin Covert)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for TheFilmJournal.com (Ohio) (Rick Curnutte)TheFilmJournal.com (Ohio) (Rick Curnutte)
It's tepid cinema, truncated, abbreviated...The worst film of the year. ...read the complete Alone in the Dark movie review at TheFilmJournal.com (Ohio) (Rick Curnutte)
Alone in the Dark (2005) scores a combined 0.00 out of 4 stars for La Presse, Montréal (--)La Presse, Montréal (--)
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Alone in the Dark (2005) is ranked overall as out of 4 stars
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Alone in the Dark (2005) is ranked overall as out of 4 stars
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