Until Timeline reaches its flaming-trebuchet-siege finale -- which should impress anyone who's never seen "The Two Towers" -- it has the stirring production values of an episode of the Tia Carrere action series "Relic Hunter," but with only a fraction of ...read the complete Timeline movie review at The Onion (A.V. Club) (Keith Phipps)
Poffy The Cucumber's Movie Mania
Timeline makes the execrable indecency of The Core look like a scientific masterpiece. With costumes borrowed from a traveling Renaissance Festival and actors borrowed from the local community theatre, even the brainless idiocy of From Justin To Kelly re ...read the complete Timeline movie review at Poffy The Cucumber's Movie Mania